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I like blue. Blue the blue skies on a sunshiney day. Blue makes me happy. When the sun
peeps out of the white fluffy clouds it makes the fucked up world we
live in seem all right. Like it’s perfect. Like there are no dying babies, no AIDS, no poverty, no stupid mindless war for oil, no fucking corruption among politicians, and for one second I forget that I fucking HATE MY JOB SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG… I like blue. It makes me happy.

I also like warm colours. Like red, yellow and orange. I guess it’s because I’m Chinese. And ever since we could make memories we were brainwashed into thinking that RED IS GOOD RED IS GOOD RED IS GOOD. Because the RED from the angpows chased away the BIG BAD DRAGON which was about to eat that 12 year old virgin as sacrifice hooray! But red IS good. Auspicious sial. Like blood. I like the colour of blood. If blood was blue, it would be quite odd. Red is a good colour for blood. Deep scarlet red. Drip drip drip. I gave some blood the other day. And it was a healthy dark red colour. And then they gave me some Milo and Iron pills in return. I don’t think that was a fair trade for any amount of blood offering. Wankers. Red is a good colour for African Daisies too. African Daisies make me happy because it makes me forget that I fucking HATE MY FUCKING JOB SO MUCH OMFG…. I like red. It makes me happy.

Yellow is the colour of the sun. And the sun is forever fucking bright until it dies off in another 1,954,298,947,543 years time…. when all will go black. And dead. But until then. It is bright. And it is nice. And because it is bright and nice and it does not remind me that I HATE MY JOB SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG… I like yellow. It makes me happy.

Orange is what you get when you mix yellow and red. Because yellow and red makes me happy because it does not remind me that I HATE MY JOB SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG… I like orange. It makes me happy.

Besides red, yellow, and orange looks good on me ladida jangan jeles.

Black and white of course are nice. Because they go well by themselves like the blackness of the dark and the whiteness of cotton wool, together like the chessboards, or with every damn thing you throw at it. Even ugly slimy green looks okay with LOTS of white in it. Somebody told me once that black was not a colour and that white is not an empty space. That person could’ve high from smoking something. I’m not sure. If he was then he was a fucker for not sharing it with the rest of us. That jerk. But then again, we were at Ikea. Maybe it was the meatballs. Maybe it’s not certified………dum dee dum… So black and white are good colours because it does not remind me that I HATE…. okay you get the point.

I like the colours that make a rainbow too. They are such happy, happy colours… AND it does NOT remind me of SHITTY SHITTY THINGS.

That’s is all for today. Bye bye.