Best still is our water, electricity, telecoms, and road works. Four seperate private/government entities. All four don’t know how to communicate. They just love to lay down a road nice and smooth, then get someone to dig it up so they can lay the damn electric cables. And then later again dig it up so can lay the water pipes. While they are at it, sure kena power cut because they dig until cut the power cables. Nevermind, patch it up and resurface the road. The along comes the telecoms people who dig up the same bloody spot and cause power outage AND burst water pipe. Patch things up and go on their way. Now the road is no longer smooth, has a weakened water pipe underneath that bursts from time to time, flooding water into the power and telecom cables. The weakened road structure from constant digging, shoddy repairs, and water damage as well as the land finally settling down causes the road surface to sink and split eventually creating potholes that have the potential to swallow a freaking car!

Boleh jalan, boleh lah. Doesn’t matter that its a hazard. And here we are wondering sometimes why there are so many unfortunate accidents. Half of it probably attributed to poor roadworks, planning, and infrastructure.

So :
1. JKR boleh tutup jalan bila dia mahu.
2. JKR boleh korek jalan bila dia mahu.
3. JKR boleh korek dan jangan tutup lubang bila dia mahu.

They are so skillful that they manage to make Jalan Kapas near my office in bangsar superbly uneven. It was really fine and smooth to start with. Then DBKL clowns comes in every morning, put a 2×2 meter patch every morning for the next 2 weeks!

And believe it or not the residents in my area have a very very very strong suspicion that they somehow manage to put the speedbumps in my houseing area on the wrong bound of the dual carriageway.

MALAYSIA BOLEH mah……….